All my keys

So after leaving my key in the car three times, and dropping it under the car at least once, I have decided to keep all my keys together on the ring. This is against what General Motors told me to do when they recalled my car. But, my car has not been fixed yet, and driving it has become more and more frustrating every day. 

 

I am really frustrated with General Motors and the way they been treating me and wish to just say: fuck you and your stupid solution to a dangerous problem.

Oh, and quit sending me letters telling me that people really want my car and that I can traded in for top dollar. Who in their right mind would let GM fuck them over twice?

Niot me!

Word to the wise: my car is dangerous as fuck and I've quit caring. In fact I'm a little mad so approach the DeathTrapArtCar with caution!